WANTED FOR: Hooliganism

Sometimes I like to peruse INTERPOL's "Wanted" section, searching for the fugitives who are around my age, memorizing what they're wanted for.

I like INTERPOL, because they seem to have a policy against posting flattering pictures of the fugitives, and the unbecoming photographs make me slightly less jealous that these people have, at least, committed to some kind of life. That they know what they're doing with their lives. They're fucking running, trying not to get caught, and that's that.


Say what you will about the life of crime, but at least it lends itself to concrete objectives.