4.28.2009

It's Love, not Santa Claus.

So, (500) Days of Summer needs to come out sooner than it's scheduled to. I've probably watched this trailer three... hundred... or so times already. Partially because I'm a sucker for sappy, musical dramedies (even if they're sad-bastardy in nature), but mostly because I'm completely in obsessed with I want to spend a night in a cheap hotel with respect the work of Joseph Gordon-Levitt.


I'm also pretty excited for Away We Go, for all the same reasons I'm excited for (500) Days of Summer, if you trade the thing about it being a musical for the fact that it has a phenomenal cast and insert "John Krasinski" in the space previously occupied by "Joseph Gordon-Levitt".



This is pretty much my worst nightmare.

And, totally random, but: my next 'big' purchase is going to be either this knife:



or this pan:


I swoon! I sigh! I... um... s... should stop now.

4.26.2009

On the Road to Shambhala.

I've lost my notebook.



This wouldn't be a big deal... except for the fact that, in an attempt to avoid the temptation of the internet (by avoiding my computer altogether), I've done the majority of my writing by hand. In said notebook. All of my research (yes, I've done research) is in that notebook. All of my character sketches (including literal sketches) and plot outlines and maps and plot development and and random ideas for dialogue and scene inspiration and... well, all of my notes are in that notebook.


This is a major setback for Team Productivity.

But, as per usual, there is a silver lining:

While wasting time that should have been spent pouring over the list of potential names for imaginary subterranean cities now forgotten, I've discovered The Hollow Earth Theory.



Now, I understand that the idea of a subterranean world lit by the center sun (where those of us less-enlightened had previously imagined a molten core) inhabited by near-divine beings living in perfect harmony, who use flying saucers to travel between Agharti (the subterranean world) and our... um... terranean (?) world is far-fetched and ridiculous, but you take inspiration where you find it. Slowly and surely, I'm beginning the maddening descent into the world of Science Fiction writing. And you know what?

I'm okay with that.

What's interesting to me is how the idea of a world beneath ours, like the similar principal tenets of many dissimilar religions, appears repeatedly in mythology from various cultures. Most strikingly are the parallels between:

Shambhala, the capital city of Agharti believed in traditional Tibetan Buddhism to be a "place of peace/tranquility/happiness" occupied by the purest of the pure (located somewhere in Asia),

Vanaheimr, which is, as I understand it, one of the nine realms of the earth (some of which are subterranean!) and is a dwelling place of the gods in Norse mythology (also theorized to be in Asia), and

Heaven, the place where, in Christian mythology, God lives with the angels and where good souls go after they die (most likely not supposed to be in Asia (unless you're me, in which case Heaven is spending eternity lounging on a beach in Phuket with a near constant supply of Pad Thai and cigarettes, with no chance of skin or lung cancer and/or obesity)).


Tolkien modeled his map of Middle-earth after the níu heimar ("nine worlds") of Norse myth; admittedly, the idea of the níu heimar is also one of my major inspirations, but Shambhala and the many hidden tunnels leading to Agharti fill in some gaps that I was having trouble with.


Like I said, you take inspiration where you find it. The Hollow Earth Theory has joined the ranks of Things That Have Influenced My Writing, where it will keep the "Planet Earth" episode about caves and The Lord of The Rings company...

Okay. I should probably get back to re-writing those scenes that I still remember, and jotting down concepts and inspirations before I forget them. Time to put the computer away and act like someone who's serious about writing. Again.

Sigh.

[P.S. Rational, empirically-inclined Dallas knows that The Hollow Earth Theory is totally ridiculous (in the same way that the Jehovah's Witnesses are). But the whimsical side of Dallas--the same side that makes me want to write a YA novel about subterranean cities--wants to believe that this is possible. I'm sure everyone laughed at Ptomlemy when he proposed the world was round. How is proposing that it's round and hollow that much different?

The world is hollow. There there be dragons.]






Listen: On The Road To Shambala by Three Dog Night

4.25.2009

The Obligatory, Cliché Tribute Blog.

I'm not playing a role. I'm being myself, whatever the hell that is.
-Bea Arthur


Bea Arthur died today, aged 86. I know it's retarded to mourn the death of a Hollywood personality (especially an elderly Hollywood personality), and that death is the eventual outcome of life, and I didn't know the deceased in real life anyway, and all of that other bullshit, blah blah blah, but I'm going to anyway.

Ms. Arthur was one of those extraordinary women who reminded me that it was okay to be a tall, somewhat masculine, smart woman in a society that worships petite, emaciated, submissively feminine air-heads. She lived by her own rules, always quit when she was ahead, and did exactly whatever the fuck she wanted to, whenever the fuck she wanted to. Despite being a reluctant role-model, she was an inspiration, and I respected her enormously.










"Intimate Portrait of Bea Arthur"

She will be missed.

4.24.2009

This Week's Inspiration Board.

This is a collage-blog about... stuff. Stuff that inspires or motivates me. If I had a printer, these would just get pinned to my bulletin board, but, alas! I have no printer. Instead, what would usually happen is, I'd copy them to a file I've named "inspire me plz" and then promptly forget about them. This week, instead of relegating them to the oubliette that is my external hard drive, they will get pinned here. I will decide later if this was an efficient use of time...

These are things that

a.) get me excited about creating,
b.) help pull me out of the writers' block,
c.) make me want to be a better person,
d.) make me feel okay about not actually being a better person,
or e.) all of the above.

(Sorry for the crappy quality of the collages--my Photoshop license expired last weekend. As such, I've tried to include a link to everything. Also, this is not to be confused with the "Things That Are Rad" list... though they're basically the same thing.)



From top left: by Steven Meisel; La Morte Di Un'Immagine #9 and La Morte Di Un'Immagine #5 by Andrea Galvani; Untitled by Diane Arbus; "Give Us Money, We Are Pretty"; Viktoriya Sosonkina modeling for Steven Meisel's "Stardust" spread, Vogue Italia 2008; note to self by dejvicka; [details unknown]; and a couple of photos of Françoise Hardy.


Ashleigh Brilliant quote, via Hit-or-Miss; [details unknown]; from "Le Couture est Dans le Pré", by Patrick Demarchelier for French Vogue 2007; Untitled by Jonny Valiant; "Harper's Bazaar" by Jeanloup Sieff, 1963; sheep and lost by Jen Gotch; Alfonso Lopez from “Multiracial” by Dulce Pinzón; still from Breakfast at Tiffany's; [no idea where this even came from]; and Eva Mendes modeling for "Eva Mendes Takes on Hollywood", photos by Steven Meisel, Vogue Italia 2008.


Lechuguilla Caves; The Great Cormorant; Mercura NY Cigarette Holders via Bobbins and Bombshells; sock garters from Sock Dreams; "Better Mistakes" by Mike Monteiro; 3 AM Epiphany by Brian Kiteley; "Ok Don't Fuck This Up" via Superbaaarbs; another Steven Meisel shot (I'm too lazy to scrounge up the details....); Fortune Cookie; and Card 14 from Urania's Mirror.


[I don't know if this only happens on my computer, but clicking on the images (and thereby enlarging them) seems to actually improve their quality... Just a thought.]

4.23.2009

On My Fingers, In My Hand.



Via Moxsie.




Via Design Milk.

For the record, I could probably blog about knuckle dusters for a week and not run out of material. I have a file I save them to. Though, I can't tell you why I save them. Or even why I like them.

Whatever.

4.18.2009

I Want My MTV?




Today, some random told me I look like Daria.

I thought I looked like Edna Mode...


4.17.2009

On My Fingers, Please (Part !!!)

From Good Wood, NYC:







If they do custom rings, they're my new favorite store...

4.16.2009

...

I think I've officially peaked, nerdiness-wise. I've found the Facebook for would-be librarians.

Update:

HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT!

I found a group on the aforementioned social-networking site thats (whose?) purpose is helping people like me remember the names of books they read a thousand years ago... even if they can only remember like, one vague/fuzzy/partially accurate detail of the story. For about five years, I've been trying to remember the name of a series that I read when I lived in Australia (1992-96... ish). I remember loving the series (and that it was, in fact, a series), and that in one of the books, the teenage female protagonist (who has some kind of special power) gets a tattoo of a bird (a phoenix?) which is like, a key/password to the secret society of gypsies (I was sure of the gypsies), but it heals (to her surprise.)*

Seriously. I've asked about it at every library I've visited in the past couple of years (making a point of asking the YA Librarians) and at a fair number of bookstores. Don't even get me started on the google searches... I was starting to think that maybe I'd made the whole thing up.

But I posted the above description on the 'Name That Book' forum, and within 20 minutes, someone had answered.

So, here's my revised reading schedule:

-Finish Nausea
-Pride, Prejudice and Zombies.


-The Obernewtyn Chronicles by Isobelle Carmody.

Hurrah!

*In case you were wondering: in Ashling, the third book of the series (released in '95), Elspeth (an orphan 'mutant' with the 'talents' of farseeking, beastspeaking, coercion and the ability to heal herself) gets the Triple Birds tattooed on her arm (with the Birds being the official seal of the Twentyfamilies, a tribe of gypsies) that does, in fact, heal (to her surprise). And Carmody is an Australian author, so. Boo yeah.

4.14.2009

Par For The Course.

I went golfing yesterday/earlier today, for the third time ever. I birdied on a par three.

See that picture to the left? See how the ball is like, a foot and a half away from the hole?


That's where it landed from the drive... tee off.... thing... whatever that's called. I thought that was pretty satisfying.


Until I talked to Melissa, who informed me that 'satisfying' is spending a weekend in Helsinki with a software programmer.


I just have to grit my teeth and remind myself that I golf like a champ; chanting "I birdied on a par three, I birdied on a par three, I birdied on a par three" helps to soothe the bitter, bitter jealousy.

4.07.2009

You Like My Scarf? It's Made of Kitteh...

I've come to terms with the fact that I am a girl who blogs about her cats; you should, too (both come to terms with it and blog about your cats). Basically, this post is just going to be pictures... Sorry.

Texas: the fattest cat ever:





Nana (or Amanda (or Nanana (or Nanabear))):

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This is what I have to deal with every time I sit down to read (or browse the internet (or write)).



The twins (Or, Nana and B.T.):



If there was anything going on worth mentioning, or if I had anything to say, or if there was a single original thought floating around in my head, I wouldn't be blogging about my cats. But. There isn't. And the cats are, more or less, the highlight of my day.

So.


Cats it is.

4.01.2009

Why:

-does Facebook keep advertising for J Wed on my page? What on my profile would indicate that I'm interested in Jewish Dating for Marriage? (I'm not saying I'm not; I'm just wondering how they knew.)

-does my yoga instructor have an engorged cyst on her ovaries that is preventing her from instructing? Two weeks without yoga and my body is already falling apart... Seriously: I pinched a nerve while unplugging my computer. FML.

-are all the good muscle-relaxers prescription only? 

-am I still awake?