I mentioned this over at URFCKD, but I only posted a few of the hearts I really love. Here're the rest that could've (easily) been my submissions:
Notably absent: "I love you more than 'Zelda: Ocarina of Time'"; "I love you more than clandestinely smoking cigarettes in my parents' garage because it's too damn cold to smoke outside"; "I love you more than Febreeze after I've clandestinely smoked in my parents' garage and the smell has somehow permeated the house"; "I love you more than the Sweet Jalapeno Vinaigrette I invented tonight"; "I love you more than Crown and Diet Coke while watching 'Skins' with my brother"; and "I love you more than DVR."
