In lieu of actually searching for a "real" job, I've been scouring the interwebs for alternative sources of income. Thus far, here're my best options:
Phone Sex Operator While I seriously doubt that I would be able to do this without laughing my ass off, the pay off would (almost) make it worth it. It pays 22 cents a minute--for the first ten minutes. After that, it doubles. So, theoretically, if you could hold the caller's interest for an hour, it'd be about $24 an hour... And you get a bonus if the caller requests you, so this there is potential for developing a clientele.
The requirements:
You must be 18 years of age or older. Proof of age must be provided.
You must be a resident of the U.S.
You will need a quiet workspace.
You must have a land line with a corded phone.
You must be open to discussing a wide range of topics and fantasies.
I don't have a land-line, so that could also hinder my ability to do this, but other than that, I think I'm well-suited for this shit.
Added Bonus:
I would finally learn the art of dirty talk.
If I Like This, I Might Also Consider: Getting paid to watch porn, or working as a Customer Service representative at an international telemarketing type business.
Or, if I decide I have absolutely no dignity, I could always do this.
Pet Sitter/Dog Walker
Why I Would Rock This Job:
It's hella easy.
Why I Would Suck At This Job:
I have very little patience for poorly trained dogs.
If I Like This, I Might Also Consider: Baby-sitting. But no.
Writing For Online Magazine:s
Requirements:
An opposable thumb and a keyboard. Though, the opposable thumb is kind of optional. I'm sure there are loads of people missing one or both thumbs who can still operate a keyboard.
What These Gigs Would Pay:
Nothing. Or next to it. But I would be able to use anything published in my resume.
Kind Of In The Same Vein (Though Not Really) is this beauty of an employer. Apparently, they charge a nickel sort of $70 to rework your online dating service profile... Hm.
Of Course, There're Always "The Old Stand-Bys":
-Working as a Mystery Shopper or a Video Game Tester.
-After watching CNBC's special, "Marijuana, Inc," my brother and I discussed moving to Mendocino, CA and selling pot for a living.
I have already contacted the person who posted this "job opportunity," and though it kicks ass, I don't think it pays anything...
But really, when it comes right down to it, I just want to be one of those lucky son's of bitches who gets paid to pretend to sit around and work.
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