M&M.

I've always considered myself closer to the Sadist end of the Sadomasochism Spectrum, with Masochistic tendencies. A social Sadist, fiscal Masochist, if you will.
However, I think I may be a little more of a masochist than I care to admit.
This statement is entirely based upon the state of my hands right now.
If bloody, mangled fingernails are any indication of masochism, then the proof is in the pudding.

And by 'proof,' I mean, 'mutilated, disfigured, scabby fingers."
And by 'in the pudding," I mean, 'all wrapped up in Band-Aids.'